Help! I've got this little problem!!!!!

A couple of nights ago some jolly guy in a fat suit showed up on my doorstep in the middle of the night. Said he was doing a test run and need a place to crash for a couple of nights. Problem is he doesn't fit through my doorway, so we ended up greasing him up and letting him slide down my chimney. He's got eight reindeer who are generating a bunch of poop in my yard. On top of it all he's got this sleigh, has had to double park and all my nosey neighbors are wondering who the new man in my life is.

One of the reindeer, I think his name is Rudolph, won't stay off my furniture. He's also keeping me awake at night with his bad nose job. Whomever did his face lift forgot to remove the laser beam from his nose.

And if their intrusion isn't enough, he's invited all these midgets over to my house for Thanksgiving. They are getting into everything and keep hammering, it's giving me a headache.

So if any of you wonder if I have a sense of humor, I guess I do. Pass the stuffing and rolls please.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone I hope I made some of you laugh (and yes, I did write the above).