A Song for Morticians

The following can be sung to "Santa Claus is Coming To Town".

Yes I wrote it!

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You better do me and do me right,
Pickle me any day or night,
Make me rigid, hard and pretty.

Oh do me with class, don't laugh at my ass
Make me look real, relieve me of gas
Make me rigid, hard and pretty.

And when you do my viewing I hope that folks will say
She looks just like a million bucks cause that's what they'll have to pay.

Oh you better do me and do me right
Pickle me any time of day or night
Make me rigid, hard and pretty.